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  1. Koopa con Carne

    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    I'm just going by what the wiki says. See this page: Spectacles (Washington, D.C.) Bowser does some other vile crap in that game
  2. Koopa con Carne

    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    Ok, so we all know Mario's Time Machine sucks as a whole, but as far as its characters in it go, I can't really tell who sucks more in that game: -Bowser for stealing Abraham Lincoln's spectacles, preventing him from issuing his emancipation proclamation, OR -Abe Lincoln himself who basically...
  3. Koopa con Carne

    it's amazing how they could never figure out how to incorporate these guys in a mario platformer...

    it's amazing how they could never figure out how to incorporate these guys in a mario platformer after smb2. i understand they can't become generic mooks like in yoshi games and captain toad treasure tracker because they can't just replace goombas, but they're a strong enough part of the mario...
  4. Koopa con Carne

    Which Powerups would you like to see return?

    We have Ice Mario at home
  5. Koopa con Carne

    Which Powerups would you like to see return?

    >Hammer Suit mentioned >Red Star mentioned think thread's about done now. mayyyyybe put something like King Dragon Wario in a game? idk i can't think of any other fan-favorite old power-ups if the thread isn't limited to just power-ups that haven't appeared in 15+ years, then i'd like to see...
  6. Koopa con Carne

    The worst power-up ever

    It disappears when you touch it, like a Super Mushroom or Fire Flower, suggesting you "collect" it, which is what I believe leads people to consider it an item beyond the fact that it's a bizarro mushroom.
  7. Koopa con Carne

    The worst power-up ever

    it's one thing to have an item whose explicit intended purpose is to power you down, like the poison mushroom. it's another to have a "power-up" that encumbers your general movement in favour of a minimal boost to a certain ability (Spring Mushroom and Frog Suit)
  8. Koopa con Carne

    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    i don't think all the brick blocks on mario's path are toads. when people in fairy tales are cursed to become frogs, they don't turn into *all* frogs that exist on earth. i imagine it's the same with toads and bricks. whether the curse reverses in toads' case when breaking the bricks they were...
  9. Koopa con Carne

    well, you see, everyone hates Camden, New Jersey. i do too and i had never heard of it until you...

    well, you see, everyone hates Camden, New Jersey. i do too and i had never heard of it until you mentioned it. nothing against its people, they're probably cool folk.
  10. Koopa con Carne

    Unpopular opinions about the Mario series

    i loved odyssey but i think your opinion is valid, interesting and very well articulated, Agent Muffin
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    *movie made before 2010 has the word "gay" somewhere in it* conservatives: "this movie...

    *movie made before 2010 has the word "gay" somewhere in it* conservatives: "this movie predicted today's woke internet. we truly live in a society"
  12. Koopa con Carne

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    Worst Mario Kart Track EVER?

    Worst would be a majority of SNES tracks, with the Vanilla Lakes and Bowser Castles jostling on the throne. (Bowser Castle 3's MK8D rendition is an immense improvement though) The most boring for me is Rosalina's Ice World. never cared about it and Piranha Plant Pipeline should have had its...
  14. Koopa con Carne

    @Nate Jacobs spend some time on r/nintendo and you'll see.

    @Nate Jacobs spend some time on r/nintendo and you'll see.
  15. Koopa con Carne

    you may have been wronged and i understand the frustration, but in the end i'd say you're better...

    you may have been wronged and i understand the frustration, but in the end i'd say you're better off out of that group if they're such dicks
  16. Koopa con Carne

    What games would come recently, until Nintendo Switch era ends?

    A DK game, either a new one or (more likely) a port. If there were ever any plans to tie the theme park to a game release, which isn't a super out-there scenario, I'd imagine that game would still release in the spring-summer window even with the delay of the park's opening. The necessary papers...
  17. Koopa con Carne

    [ATTACH] source

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  18. Koopa con Carne

    Is Paper Mario: Sticker Star really a bad game?

    I didn't mind it. The boss design is head-scratchingly bad and there's a lot of tedious backtracking involved in 100% completion, but other than that, kinda fun, really. Had I paid for it full-price I probably would have felt like I wasted some money on it, because it's not *that* fun; luckily...
  19. Koopa con Carne

    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    screencapped this funny youtube bug some while ago
  20. Koopa con Carne

    nah, there has been at least one heated debate that only got locked many pages later. won't...

    nah, there has been at least one heated debate that only got locked many pages later. won't dredge it up. but it existed
  21. Koopa con Carne

    don't really know why it got locked. people, myself included, got off on the wrong foot, but it...

    don't really know why it got locked. people, myself included, got off on the wrong foot, but it seemed to me like the thread was headed towards a resolution, even if that resolution was "agree to disagree". there have been worse threads that took longer to get locked.
  22. Koopa con Carne

    I'm stupid.

    I'm stupid.
  23. Koopa con Carne

    i'm sorry? where did i ever invoke godwin's law?? this is a nasty accusation and i'm genuinely...

    i'm sorry? where did i ever invoke godwin's law?? this is a nasty accusation and i'm genuinely offended by your statement
  24. Koopa con Carne

    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    Why doesn't Mario simply go around haunted houses instead of through them? Is he stupid?
  25. Koopa con Carne

    that ain't very christian, mr. dr. welfare

    that ain't very christian, mr. dr. welfare
  26. Koopa con Carne

    Do you think the RPG remakes will change the series' again?

    tbh those debuted in the original Crash trilogy, not in spin-offs. it's like playing Mario tennis and asking "who is this paratroopa guy?"
  27. Koopa con Carne

    MarioWiki Poll Discussion

    game doesn't appeal to me personally, so option 6, although i appreciate how this game (along with some other media, like the Mario Movie) is pushing her characterization away from the boring McGuffin whose "favorite emotion is being a princess" she once was. she's still demure, which is fine...
  28. Koopa con Carne

    Best April Fools' proposal, 2024 edition

    Here's the last revision of the proposals page before the jokes got wrapped up.
  29. Koopa con Carne

    hi guys my name is timothy mctimmy im 11 i like FNF, pizza tower and pomni, do u think we can...

    hi guys my name is timothy mctimmy im 11 i like FNF, pizza tower and pomni, do u think we can turn mario wiki into sonic wiki for april fools it would of be funny i think xDDDDDD
  30. Koopa con Carne

    Princess Peach Showtime

    it's a character in a cartoon fantasy. a bunch of pixels on a screen.
  31. Koopa con Carne

    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    worried sick that they'd be discovered for plotting to murder him, yes
  32. Koopa con Carne

    The most beautiful game.

    Literally my first thought before I even clicked on the topic. Literally my second thought before clicking the topic.
  33. Koopa con Carne

    Unpopular opinions about the Mario series

    as of 9 november 2023 it very much is
  34. Koopa con Carne

    Mario pictures

    this is, beyond any shadow of a doubt, one of the official mario renders of all time source https://www.facebook.com/NintendoAmerica/photos/1217961391621645
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    Do you think the RPG remakes will change the series' again?

    i honestly have no idea why i even thought that, it just feels like it fits and it's funny. which would make it good i guess. perhaps it's your tendency to deviate from the norm in these discussions, where everyone, including myself, is "modern Mario RPG bad" whereas you show a more laid-back...
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    Do you think the RPG remakes will change the series' again?

    Please don't take this the wrong way, but whenever you enter an RPG-related discussion I can't help but picture an audience cheering and clapping like when Kramer barges onto the stage
  38. Koopa con Carne

    Who do You main in Mario Kart

    Diddy Kong on 150cc, Funky Kong or Wario on 200cc. dunno exactly why these specific choices for each engine class, it just feels right to me ya know
  39. Koopa con Carne

    Consumer research polls on front page

    1. Nintendo is more likely to seek that kind of data in social media or even their own venues, where the traffic is several magnitudes of magnitudes higher than some insular nerd site, even one as prominent and highly regarded as Mario Wiki. 2. McDonald's' Grimace had fallen out of collective...
  40. Koopa con Carne

    Do you think the RPG remakes will change the series' again?

    I'd argue Paper Mario is the only corner of this franchise to have actually undergone these restrictions to the fullest. Even during the supposed "sterile" spell of Mario games from 2011 to ~2013 (which tbh is an appropriate qualifier in comparison to what you see today), NSMB2, NSMBU, and Mario...
  41. Koopa con Carne

    Boo Wario messages

    I was the one who released Wario's spirit into the world. It was trapped in the bag of chips that Wario, being a glutton, stuck his huge head into. Poor idiot couldn't yank himself back out of it.
  42. Koopa con Carne

    General Discussion

    I was looking for past discussions about copyright and I'm pretty intrigued by this comment. We have all uploaded material that is technically copyrighted, such as artwork and promotional photos, and the thing is, any website that takes itself seriously has a bunch of Terms & Conditions that...
  43. Koopa con Carne

    Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (Nintendo Switch)

    they raised the european age rating from 3 to 7. they're actually gonna hang someone in rogueport :o
  44. Koopa con Carne

    How Mario Kart 8/8 Deluxe is related to Wii Sports Club and Wii Party U

    stop flooding the forum with inconsequential topics. if you have a random thought on your mind that you wish to air, post in this thread
  45. Koopa con Carne

    things i learned from reddit in the past week i was bored enough to go there 1. people who...

    things i learned from reddit in the past week i was bored enough to go there 1. people who spell out dates as "[day] [month]" as opposed to "[month] [day]" engage in "cavemen speak". 'murica, yeeeaaa baby 2. "bootlicker" is a slur. people who invest undue feelings in uncaring authorities are...
  46. Koopa con Carne

    The Official Subway Thread

    I like their sandwiches. Afraid I ain't gonna eat at them anytime soon, though, since they're """neutral""" (absolutely supportive) towards the Israeli gov and they apparently still operate in Russia as of January 2024. (For the record: I'm aware boycotting corporations that fund Israel is kind...
  47. Koopa con Carne

    Are you happy with the spinoff rosters on Nintendo Switch?

    Since I replied to this topic earlier, I might as well answer the question: I'm pretty happy with the roster in a general sense. Mario Tennis Aces, Golf Rush, and the Booster Course Pass have gone beyond the bare minimum, introducing interesting playable folk such as Ninji, Chargin' Chuck...
  48. Koopa con Carne

    Are you happy with the spinoff rosters on Nintendo Switch?

    The 1% of the Mario fanbase that comprises hardcore lore enthusiasts, Marioverse-types, and those who spend their while talking about Mario on reddit, yes. Little Timmy who got Mario Kart last Christmas, no. I certainly didn't when I was first exposed to a Mario game.
  49. Koopa con Carne

    We'll be talking about the BARREL IN THE DARKNESS. We'll be talking about the PIRATE GOOMBA...

    We'll be talking about the BARREL IN THE DARKNESS. We'll be talking about the PIRATE GOOMBA! Yes, we're also gunna be talkin' about POO-POO HEAD JERK, YOSHI ON CRACK COCAINE, IN THE CLOUDS, THE 5TH SCARIEST THING IN A NINTENDO GAME... and we'll agresivelly be spending a lot of time talkin'...
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