I saw both models of Atari Lynx today. Turns out they're about the size of a loaf of bread, even though the screen resolution is pretty much nothing by nothing.
:wario: "Bah! I hate this day! I'm much happier on the day people celebrate my games! ...what do you mean, 'when's that'?! You know. The 10th of Warch."
I now own two Donkey Kong '94 cartridges that won't save, presumably because of a dead battery. I should have just tried to manually replace the battery in the first one I got.
(walk into the store)
Store employee closest to the door: The f*** are you doing here?
(look at him, find out he was talking to his co-worker and it was meant and recognized as a friendly greeting)
That's Northern Britland for you. It's probably quite a few other places too but that's the one...
Once you're infamous for being bad at stealth, you're good at stealth again. All you have to do is play up your incompetence at every opportunity, then when you actually need to do stealth, take it seriously. People will barely bother keeping an eye out for you because they're confident it'll be...
Attention, any of y'all with a surname that also works as a first name: You may or may not already be an interesting person, but either way, you'd be even more interesting if your middle name was "and/or". So for example, John David becomes John and/or David. Doesn't that sound like an...